"A two-year-old is kind of like having a blender, but you don't have a top for it."
— Jerry Seinfeld
A Twoyearold Is Kind Of Like
A two-year-old is kind of like having a blender, but you don't have a top for it.
About this quote
A line from Seinfeld's standup act, widely attributed to his stage performances. The blender-without-a-lid image captures the chaotic, unpredictable nature of toddlers in a single domestic metaphor — the kind of compressed, visual observational joke that Seinfeld describes as the fundamental unit of standup comedy. The joke demonstrates his knack for finding comic precision in mundane household life.
Source
Stand-up performance
