"May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house."
— George Carlin
May The Forces Of Evil Become
May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.
About this quote
From Brain Droppings (1997). The line functions as a mock-blessing — a friendly wish cast in the deliberately awkward syntax of folk superstition. Carlin frequently wrote this kind of comic incantation in Brain Droppings: lines that adopt the form of a proverb or a blessing while being cheerfully absurd in content. The image of evil forces getting lost en route is a whimsical inversion of the idea that bad luck finds you no matter what.
Source
Brain Droppings